math jokes !
- jeevika.M
- Jul 25, 2018
- 1 min read
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.
Q: How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avacado's Number
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
A: Because she sprained her angle!!
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
A: It's two gross.